Possibly one of the best quotes from this show.
(Source: katamaru, via pastabot)
my problem is that on the rare occasions that people say nice things about me, i’m like “nah fuck off don’t lie to me”.
Nice to see you too, dog.
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(Source: theawesomegreen, via phrie-kandie)
“What? No, it’s a bicep.”
(Source: coyotte-stark, via memphis-may-fuckyou)
I’m stuck somewhere between not wanting to be a nuisance and not wanting to miss my chance.
My spoon is too big.
(Source: tenini, via pastabot)