Possibly one of the best quotes from this show.
(Source: katamaru, via pastabot)
(Source: peteneems)
my problem is that on the rare occasions that people say nice things about me, i’m like “nah fuck off don’t lie to me”.
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Nice to see you too, dog.
o m g
(via phrie-kandie)
(Source: theawesomegreen, via phrie-kandie)
“What? No, it’s a bicep.”
(Source: coyotte-stark, via memphis-may-fuckyou)
I’m stuck somewhere between not wanting to be a nuisance and not wanting to miss my chance.
My spoon is too big.